Dearest Tinkerbell, what a gorgeous lady kitty you are! You are absolutely stunning, with such a look of sultry sophistication there! Your beautiful Tuxedo fur has such interesting patches, and you have the sweetest face with that cute pink nose with the two black spots and those lovely big yellow-green eyes. And I agree with everyone else; purple is definitely your color! I love your headwear there. i wish I could reach through the screen and over to Pennsylvania to pet you! I can't, of course, but I know your loving and beloved Purrrsons will pet you for me .
You have the most delightful Purrrsonality, too! You're a sassy cat who enjoys sleeping, using the carpet as a scratching post, sitting under Christmas trees, and yelling at people for food. When you're happy, you start purring loudly like a motorboat and then go into a coughing fit. You know what you want, and you will give your Purrrsons the death stare until they give it to you. (Works every time, I bet!) You brighten your dear special Purrrson's day every day, and he/she is so glad to have found you. You both love each other very much, don't you. What a wonderful love-filled home you share!
Congratulations, darling Tinkerbell, on being chosen today's Cat of the Day! We hope you and your dear special Purrrson and all your family and friends are enjoying a fine celebration, full of fun and lovies and all your favorite games and treats.
I meant," said Ipslore bitterly, "what is there in this world that truly makes living worthwhile?"
Death thought about it.
CATS, he said eventually. CATS ARE NICE.
-- Terry Pratchett (1948—2015), Sourcery
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