Dearest Lordship Hobbit, what a beautiful senior pony you are! You are so colorful and pretty, and you have the sweetest personality, too. You have lived many years full of accomplishments and now are enjoying your retirement. You and your dear family members all love each other very much, don't you. What a wonderful love-filled home you share!
Congratulations, darling Hobbit, on being chosen today's Pet of the Day! We hope you and all your family and friends are enjoying a fine celebration, full of fun and lovies and all your favorite games and treats.
I meant," said Ipslore bitterly, "what is there in this world that truly makes living worthwhile?"
Death thought about it.
CATS, he said eventually. CATS ARE NICE.
-- Terry Pratchett (1948—2015), Sourcery
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