Dearest Keenan Oliver, what a gorgeous young man you are! Your brown tabby-with-white fur is so pretty and looks so soft, and what a sweet face you have, with that cute red nose outlined in black, and those long white whiskers, and those lovely big green eyes. And how about that white blaze going from your forehead down to your nose to make a mustache! Thank you for sharing those great photos with us. I wish I could reach through the screen and down to Orlando, FL to pet you! I can't, of course, but I know your loving and beloved Purrrson to pet you for me .
And what a delightful Purrrsonality you have! You are very intelligent and understand humans very well. You respond to your name and to commands such as sit, come here, stay, and jump up. Your dear Purrrson hides your food each day, and you hunt it down, showing off your hunting skills in a controlled environment. You are a proud Floridian, born and raised, and very special to your dear Purrrson. You and he/she love each other very much, don't you. What a wonderful love-filled home you share!
Congratulations, darling Keenan, on being chosen today's Cat of the Day! We hope you and your dear Purrrson and all your family and friends are enjoying a fine celebration, full of fun and lovies and all your favorite games and treats.
I meant," said Ipslore bitterly, "what is there in this world that truly makes living worthwhile?"
Death thought about it.
CATS, he said eventually. CATS ARE NICE.
-- Terry Pratchett (1948—2015), Sourcery
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