Dearest Bandit, what an adorable Christmas card you make! You are so pretty there, the perfect model. You have a delightful personality, too, and you make your dear Mom smile with all your energy and antics. You and she (and no doubt even Bear the dog) all love each other very much, don't you. What a wonderful love-filled home you share!
Congratulations, darling Bandit, on being chosen today's Pet of the Day! We hope you and your dear Mom and Bear and all your family and friends are enjoying a fine celebration, full of fun and lovies and all your favorite games and treats.
I meant," said Ipslore bitterly, "what is there in this world that truly makes living worthwhile?"
Death thought about it.
CATS, he said eventually. CATS ARE NICE.
-- Terry Pratchett (1948—2015), Sourcery
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