Dearest Cookie, you are adorable! What a cute little Sable Ferret you are! And what a delightful personality you have, too! You came to your family after your special friend graduated from high school. You make him/her smile with all your energy and antics and affection. You love to play, and you love hugs. You eat cat food, and you live with two kitties. You don't like to share your food, but you love when your dear person shares her/his vanilla yogurt with you. You and all your family members love each other very much, don't you. What a wonderful love-filled home you share!
Congratulations, darling Cookie, on being chosen today's Pet of the Day! We hope you and your kitty pals and your people and all your family and friends are enjoying a fine celebration, full of fun and lovies and all your favorite games and treats, maybe some special vanilla yogurt and lemon soda!
I meant," said Ipslore bitterly, "what is there in this world that truly makes living worthwhile?"
Death thought about it.
CATS, he said eventually. CATS ARE NICE.
-- Terry Pratchett (1948—2015), Sourcery
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