Dearest Super Cat Princess, a.k.a. Cat, what a beautiful Paint Tobiano Quarter Horse you are! You are so pretty wading in the water with your dear Mom on your back. I'd love to see those cat paws on your gorgeous coat there. And what a delightful personality you have! I'd also love to get one of those genuine horse kisses! I'll be sure to bring lots of treats if I visit your farm, and I'll bring treats when I visit one of the nearby horse farms. You and Mom love each other very much, don't you. What a wonderful love-filled home you share!
Congratulations, darling Cat, on being chosen today's Pet of the Day! We hope you and Mom and your Stupid Chicken friends and your horse friend in the last picture and all your family and friends are enjoying a fine celebration, full of fun and lovies and all your favorite games and treats, maybe a special peanut butter and jelly sandwich and some corn on the cob!
I meant," said Ipslore bitterly, "what is there in this world that truly makes living worthwhile?"
Death thought about it.
CATS, he said eventually. CATS ARE NICE.
-- Terry Pratchett (1948—2015), Sourcery
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