Dearest Narcos, you are beautiful! What a sweet puppy you are! And what a delightful personality you have, too. You make your dear person smile with your energy and antics. And how nice that you have an older "brother," Lou the Chihuahua. You and he and your dear person and all your family members love each other very much, don't you. What a wonderful love-fillled home you share!
Congratulations, darling Narcos, on being chosen today's Dog of the Day! We hope you and Lou and your dear person and all your family and friends are enjoying a fine celebration, full of fun and lovies and all your favorite games and treats.
I meant," said Ipslore bitterly, "what is there in this world that truly makes living worthwhile?"
Death thought about it.
CATS, he said eventually. CATS ARE NICE.
-- Terry Pratchett (1948—2015), Sourcery
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