Adorable Hione!
Dearest Hione, you are adorable indeed! What a sweet little Chinese Dwarf Hamster you are! You are so pretty with that soft-looking fur and cute pink nose and lovely big eyes. And what a personality you have, too! You are your dear young person's first hamster, and you make him/her smile with your energy and antics. She/he makes Lego mazes for you to go into, and when you figure one out you get a treat! You also stand like a kangaroo when you smell something nice. You and your dear person love each other very much, don't you. What a wonderful love-filled home you share!
Congratulations, darling Hione, on being chosen today's Pet of the Day! We hope you and your dear person and all your family and friends are enjoying a fine celebration, full of fun and lovies and all your favorite games and treats, maybe some special blueberries!
I meant," said Ipslore bitterly, "what is there in this world that truly makes living worthwhile?"
Death thought about it.
CATS, he said eventually. CATS ARE NICE.
-- Terry Pratchett (1948—2015), Sourcery
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