Dearest Cameo, what a gorgeous Umbrella Cockatoo you are. That white headpiece is spectacular! And what a delightful story you have to tell! You are a rescued birdie who is now a very important office assistant to your dear humans. That is so great that you answer the phone when clients call! Then you enjoy TV with your people. And now you have another rescued birdie, Tasha, as your new pal at home with you! You and she and your people all love each other very much, don't you. What a wonderful love-filled home you share!
Congratulations, darling Cameo, on being chosen today's Pet of the Day! We hope you and Tasha and mom and dad and all your family and friends are enjoying a fine celebration, full of fun and lovies and all your favorite games and treats.
I meant," said Ipslore bitterly, "what is there in this world that truly makes living worthwhile?"
Death thought about it.
CATS, he said eventually. CATS ARE NICE.
-- Terry Pratchett (1948—2015), Sourcery
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