Dearest Abby, you are utterly adorable indeed! What a beautiful Pitbull Mix girl you are. And you have the most delightful, loving personality, too! We agree totally, breed-specific legislation is wrong, and you are a prime example why, a pittie with a heart of gold! You and your dear people all love each other very much, don't you. What a wonderful love-filled home you share!
Congratulations, darling Abby, on being chosen today's Dog of the Day! We hope you and all your family and friends are enjoying a fine celebration, full of fun and lovies and all your favorite games and treats, maybe some special ones that involve peanut butter or banana!
I meant," said Ipslore bitterly, "what is there in this world that truly makes living worthwhile?"
Death thought about it.
CATS, he said eventually. CATS ARE NICE.
-- Terry Pratchett (1948—2015), Sourcery
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