Dearest Marie, what an adorable little German Guinea Piggy you are! You are precious in that great photo, with such pretty colors of fur and the sweetest face with those lovely dark eyes. And what a delightful personality you have, too! You and your dear person are perfect for each other, the absolutely best of friends. You greet her/him with your "oik oik oik" noises when she comes home. You know when he/she is sad or in trouble, and you come to her. She takes you into her arms and becomes happy again. And she knows when you are sad, too. She will hold you or play with you, and you become happy again. You and she love each other dearly, don't you. What a wonderful love-filled home you share!
Congratulations, darling Marie, on being chosen today's Pet of the Day! We hope you and your dear person and all your family and friends are enjoying a fine celebration, full of fun and lovies and all your favorite games and treats.
I meant," said Ipslore bitterly, "what is there in this world that truly makes living worthwhile?"
Death thought about it.
CATS, he said eventually. CATS ARE NICE.
-- Terry Pratchett (1948—2015), Sourcery
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