Dearest Buddy, you are gorgeous! What a handsome black Lab fellow you are! You are really stylin', too, especially at the holidays. What a delightful guy you are! You make your dear people smile with all your energy and antics. You also take your duties as guard dog seriously and protect them from all harm. You and they all love each other very much, don't you. What a wonderful love-filled home you share!
Congratulations, darling Buddy, on being chosen today's Dog of the Day! We hope you and all your family and friends are enjoying a fine celebration, full of fun and lovies and all your favorite games and treats.
I meant," said Ipslore bitterly, "what is there in this world that truly makes living worthwhile?"
Death thought about it.
CATS, he said eventually. CATS ARE NICE.
-- Terry Pratchett (1948—2015), Sourcery
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