Dearest Hahnzel, what a beautiful bird you are! Those Hahn's Macaw feathers are so colorful and pretty, and what a sweet face you have! You have the most delightful persohality, too. You are very energetic and curious and ...sometimes... naughty! You may be a bit spoiled.. you have four cages! You and your dear people all love each other very much, don't you. What a wonderful love-filled home you share!
Congratulations, darling Hahnzel, on being chosen today's Pet of the Day! We hope you and all your family and friends are enjoying a fine celebration, full of fun and lovies and all your favorite games and treats.
I meant," said Ipslore bitterly, "what is there in this world that truly makes living worthwhile?"
Death thought about it.
CATS, he said eventually. CATS ARE NICE.
-- Terry Pratchett (1948—2015), Sourcery
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