Incredible Izzy!
Dearest Izzy, what a precious, adorable young ferret girl you are! That soft-looking fur is so pretty, and you have the sweetest face with that cute pink nose and the lovely big eyes. You have a delightful personality too! You're so curious and energetic, and you make your dear person smile with your antics. You like to steal plastic water bottles! You enjoy playing outdoors and taking trips to the pet stores. You wear your little harness and walk (or scamper) on a leash, and everyone loves to see you. You have a best friend, another girl ferret named Boo who is a white ferret. You two like to sleep curled up next to each other, very cute. You and she and your dear person all love each other very much, don't you. What a wonderful love-filled home you share!
Congratulations, darling Izzy, on being chosen today's Pet of the Day! We hope you and Boo and your dear person and all your family and friends are enjoying a fine celebration, full of fun and lovies and all your favorite games and treats.
I meant," said Ipslore bitterly, "what is there in this world that truly makes living worthwhile?"
Death thought about it.
CATS, he said eventually. CATS ARE NICE.
-- Terry Pratchett (1948—2015), Sourcery
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Such a beautiful, personality packed girl, and in true Ferret fashion, you truly are a thief...as in stealer of hearts (in addition to water bottles and socks, keys and hairbrushes)!
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