Dearest Alvin, you are adorable indeed! What a precious little Syrian Hamster you are. And you have a delightful personality too. You are full of energy and make your dear person smile with all your antics. And then, when you get tired you'll sleep on his/her lap! You both love each other dearly, don't you. What a wonderful love-filled home you share!
Congratulations, darling Alvin, on being chosen today's Pet of the Day! We hope you and all your family and friends are enjoying a fine celebration, full of fun and lovies and all your favorite games and treats.
I meant," said Ipslore bitterly, "what is there in this world that truly makes living worthwhile?"
Death thought about it.
CATS, he said eventually. CATS ARE NICE.
-- Terry Pratchett (1948—2015), Sourcery
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