It's probably a good idea to avoid taking the advice found in fortune cookies too seriously. After all, words printed on a piece of paper stuff inside of a tiny cookie probably aren't that wise. However, sometimes fortunes will surprise you... Or at the very least, they'll make you smile.
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This is a great marketing strategy to get people to buy more fortune cookies.
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@samsteinhp
Go home, fortune cookie. You're drunk.
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@gamespite
But I'm allergic to seafood. Well, a fortune's a fortune. I commend myself into the hands of fate!
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Granted, but a snowflake should realize that it's part of a larger problem.
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@sorryimmaria
B-but, I am home....and I'm not even laughing! What's happening!?
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Aww! Fortune cookie, you're so sweet! Do you really mean it?
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@adag_dot_me
Finally! I kept letting my goals get too close to trolls, but I didn't realize that was the issue.
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This fortunes is the best one I'll ever saw!
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@dittowizard
Um, I'm pretty sure the world respects the artful music of Mr. Teeth and the Electric Mayhem. So cool-off, fortune cookie, and try again later.
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@9GAGTweets
I mean, I usually feel like I'm gonna die shortly after eating Chinese food, so it's not totally unexpected.
(via: twentytwowords.com)
I don't know about you, but I've got a serious hankering for some Chinese food right now. Sesame Chicken anyone?
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