Dearest Luna, you are utterly adorable! What a sweetheart of a Chinchilla you are, with that beautiful fur and sweet face. You have the most delightful personality, too. You are your dear mommy's first chinchilla, a precious gift from her boyfriend, and you make her smile with all your energy and antics. You love to sit on her shoulder when you get out of your cage. You also enjoy running sideways on the couch back, walking on your back feet like a little person, and playing on the couch blanket and tunneling through it. You and your dear mommy love each other very much, don't you. What a wonderful love-filled home you share!
Congratulations, darling Luna, on being chosen today's Pet of the Day! We hope you and your dear mommy and her boyfriend and all your family and friends are enjoying a fine celebration, full of fun and lovies and all your favorite games and treats, maybe a special serving of raisins and plain Cheerios!
I meant," said Ipslore bitterly, "what is there in this world that truly makes living worthwhile?"
Death thought about it.
CATS, he said eventually. CATS ARE NICE.
-- Terry Pratchett (1948—2015), Sourcery
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