Three "years of porn" ... (not!)

[RICHARD]

It's almost time to start up the BBQ and cook some food outdoors.

I like to cook pretty much everything and one of my favorites is veggies, in foil.

I like green beans, onions, tomatos - with some garlic and oiive oil. I also like bell peppers, onions with some herbs tossed into the mix.

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I went to the store to pick up some stuff and saw that some veggies are starting to make their way into the veggie section. I bought a few things and came home happy.

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Last night, I was thinking about tonight's dinner and mentioned that I had picked up something for the meal..... Three years of porn.

Doris looks up and says "Three years of porn?"

I started to laugh....Three years of porn?

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I sometimes 'talk sloppy' and just slur my words during a conversation.

I laughed again and said something about subscribing to a porn channel on our cable system, "I got a deal on it......"

In the grand tradition of people not listening and others not enunciating, Three Ears of Corn does sound like Three Years of Porn...

We had a good laugh about it and now have to figure out how to explain wanting to cook chests and eggs on the grill?

[Karen]

Eggs on the grill simply requires a pan! Or mix up an "omelet" of sorts and cook it in a foil package ...