My Skitty,
you are a calico kitty but you seem to have gotten a lot of tortietude out of these torte patches of yours. You are a very beautiful princess and it seems as if you show your subjects who is the boss. But of course what is a kitty supposed to do when she has to live with humans and dogs?
I am sure you get everyone laughing with your antics (well maybe not the doggies) and make sure noone is bored at home.
Congratulations- time to have a wild party tonight