My dear Emily is a food thief. (Can't think of the slang for this.) I left the box of Chinese takeout on the table, wrapped up and went to change clothes. I thought about it, returned to the kitchen area, and discovered that Emily had undone the wrapping, opened the box and snagged a chicken skewer. Sneaky determined little girl.

NO apologies either. I just broke it up so she didn't eat wood. Sweet old lady. I have to admire her spirit.