Well, they should have elected you mayor. Several years ago a cat was elected Mayor of Guffy Colorado and all sorts of good things happened. The road to town got paved and the political bickering ceased. One could go into the Guffy general store and have the mayor sit on their lap by the wood stove and discuss the political situation for hours as long as you kept petting the mayor. The best revenge my friend is a good life. May yours be long and happy.