Can mayhem happen in April?

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If the speed limit sign say 45, why can I drive 55?

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If the US gives guns to the Syrian rebels, do they have to pass a background check?

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Why does my dog always bark at the UPS and USPS trucks? And why can't he talk like the Frontline puppy....

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Why isn't iceberg lettuce, frozen?

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Why do we only celebrate Mom and Dad for only one day a year, isn't that a 24/7/365 thing?

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If you can heckle a speaker, can you jeckle them too?

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How can I lose my car in a parking lot, if it has a GPS unit in it?