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  1. #496
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    Cloudy, rainy day
    Cat expects me to cater
    to her every whim.
    Praying for peace in the Middle East, Ukraine, and around the world.

    I've been Boo'd ... right off the stage!

    Aaahh, I have been defrosted! Thank you, Bonny and Asiel!
    Brrrr, I've been Frosted! Thank you, Asiel and Pomtzu!


    "That's the power of kittens (and puppies too, of course): They can reduce us to quivering masses of Jell-O in about two seconds flat and make us like it. Good thing they don't have opposable thumbs or they'd surely have taken over the world by now." -- Paul Lukas

    "We consume our tomorrows fretting about our yesterdays." -- Persius, first century Roman poet

    Cassie's Catster page: http://www.catster.com/cats/448678

  2. #497
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    Nervous little fren?
    Comes closer every day!
    Want to give a scritch!!
    The secret of life is nothing at all
    -faith hill

    Hey you, don't tell me there's no hope at all -
    Together we stand
    Divided we fall.

    I laugh, therefore? I am.

    No humans were hurt during the posting of this message.

  3. #498
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    Time for Summer clip
    What 'do' will Ed sport this year?
    I won't drink and trim!

  4. #499
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    Ed is the Big Cheese
    At his house, give or take
    the toy that proves it!


    Fourth of July - cat
    hides from loud noises; it will
    all be over soon!
    Praying for peace in the Middle East, Ukraine, and around the world.

    I've been Boo'd ... right off the stage!

    Aaahh, I have been defrosted! Thank you, Bonny and Asiel!
    Brrrr, I've been Frosted! Thank you, Asiel and Pomtzu!


    "That's the power of kittens (and puppies too, of course): They can reduce us to quivering masses of Jell-O in about two seconds flat and make us like it. Good thing they don't have opposable thumbs or they'd surely have taken over the world by now." -- Paul Lukas

    "We consume our tomorrows fretting about our yesterdays." -- Persius, first century Roman poet

    Cassie's Catster page: http://www.catster.com/cats/448678

  5. #500
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    The fireworks boom
    There is no cat in this house
    Don't let fur fool you

    Under the bed's a
    Monster with big wide black eyes
    Careful, it's got claws!
    I've Been Frosted

  6. #501
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    It is July Fourth
    My people have a party.
    New laps to jump on!

    This one's allergic
    To my awesome kitty fur.
    Up we go to love!

  7. #502
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    An august heat wave
    I can spend the day napping.
    At night? I wake up!

    I love the night time.
    I watch my outdorr friends then.
    Dad will never know!

  8. #503
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    Smoke fills the blue sky
    Our eyes water all the time
    Many lives are lost
    Proud to be a crazy cat lady!

  9. #504
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    Cheezy Haiku.

    Me gotz new kittehs
    too or-ung an too blk onez
    Need mor cheezburgers!

    Kittehs surprize?
    I not c dem till too dai!
    Stil need cheezeburgers!

  10. #505
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    Small baby Kittehs
    Living underneath my house.
    Smitten by Kittens?

  11. #506
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    Terrorist kittehs.
    Show no mercy on my plants.
    I planted, they came.

    My seedlings? Not safe.
    Pot soil, spread across landscape!
    Broom? gardening tool?

  12. #507
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    Little baby cats-
    Are faster than the old man-
    They scurry, I chase.

  13. #508
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    Cassie's new "fave" thing
    Fancy Feast, nightly, bedtime
    Must have every day.

    I noticed my cat
    In the bathroom staring at
    A cricket! Inside!
    Praying for peace in the Middle East, Ukraine, and around the world.

    I've been Boo'd ... right off the stage!

    Aaahh, I have been defrosted! Thank you, Bonny and Asiel!
    Brrrr, I've been Frosted! Thank you, Asiel and Pomtzu!


    "That's the power of kittens (and puppies too, of course): They can reduce us to quivering masses of Jell-O in about two seconds flat and make us like it. Good thing they don't have opposable thumbs or they'd surely have taken over the world by now." -- Paul Lukas

    "We consume our tomorrows fretting about our yesterdays." -- Persius, first century Roman poet

    Cassie's Catster page: http://www.catster.com/cats/448678

  14. #509
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    Edster is napping.
    He wakes, someone is yelling!
    Football fans are loud.

    His favorite team?
    The hand with cheese, salty chips.
    Just food! not football!

    Crazy Raider fans.
    Dad laughs at all the costumes.
    Silliness is good!

  15. #510
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    Cold weather has come.
    I awake, sleeping cat on me.
    Must wait to go p--.

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    Microfiber cat.
    So why must I wait my turn?
    Fiber greedy cat.

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    Late in the day sun
    I fall asleep in doorway.
    Biped! Watch your feet.

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