Cat Haiku

[lbaker]

Stop rolling over, Mom.
You are making me dizzy at night
STAY and be still!
And then we will be alright
zzzzzzzz...

oh, "STAY" only works for dogs I guess

[RICHARD]

A warm snoring cat,
on your lap, is a perfect
way to end the day.

[DJFyrewolf36]

Threadbare furnature
missing TP from the roll
Gotta love my cat!

Edit: I just looked at page 1 of this thread, its been around sincd '02!

[RICHARD]

Cat stress management?
Eat, clean yourself up, find a
place to take a nap.

[AmberLee]

Originally posted by RICHARD
Cat stress management?
Eat, clean yourself up, find a
place to take a nap.

Richard, this is a CLASSIC. Well done!

[marychan]

I Laughed out loud for all of them because most of them I can definitely relate to! Thanks sooooo much for sharing!

~Marychan

[Barbara]

Autumn winds. Filou
comes back under the cover
from sleeping outside.

Filou's wite sheepskin
is now much more attractive
than balcony chairs.

[RICHARD]

My life is not bad
a sleeping cat in my lap,
watching the sun set.

[RICHARD]

During a meeting,
Officious talk abounds
Cat hair on my sleeve
----------------------
I drift off to think
About what my cat is doing
While I sit here bored.
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A half hearted ear
on the topic of the day-
A smile in my heart.
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I look at the clock
and think about stroking my
cat---not co-workers!!

[RICHARD]

My new recliner
Supports my sleeping feline
I have to stand up.

Asleep on his back
Legs akimbo, he taunts me-
"I'm comfortable, dad!"

During his food break
I reclaim my rightful place-
"Ed, you can stand now!"

[DJFyrewolf36]

Originally posted by RICHARD
During a meeting,
Officious talk abounds
Cat hair on my sleeve
----------------------
I drift off to think
About what my cat is doing
While I sit here bored.
----------------------
A half hearted ear
on the topic of the day-
A smile in my heart.
-----------------------
I look at the clock
and think about stroking my
cat---not co-workers!!

AMEN!!! Boy I've been here....

[RICHARD]

I keep my feet warm
with cat food and cat treats-
heat that’s 'cat produced'!
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My cat’s language
is nothing but chirps, meows
and LOTS of ‘cat love’!

[RICHARD]

As winter sets in
I awaken to warm paws
climbing up my legs

Looking for that spot
Where Edward can knead some bread
then fall fast asleep.

[Pam]

Originally posted by RICHARD
During a meeting,
Officious talk abounds
Cat hair on my sleeve
----------------------
I drift off to think
About what my cat is doing
While I sit here bored.
----------------------
A half hearted ear
on the topic of the day-
A smile in my heart.
-----------------------
I look at the clock
and think about stroking my
cat---not co-workers!!

I love this Richard. I will think of this the next time I see a cat hair on my sleeve while I am in an office meeting, rather than just dusting it off. We carry a little of them with us often, don't we. Thanks for this warm and "fuzzy" thought.

[RICHARD]

Originally posted by Pam
I love this Richard. I will think of this the next time I see a cat hair on my sleeve while I am in an office meeting, rather than just dusting it off. We carry a little of them with us often, don't we. Thanks for this warm and "fuzzy" thought.

I pluck it and start to play with it.

Far more interesting than most of the topics and people in the room!
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When Ed and I go to mom's house the Edster HAS to love her purse..

Mom: I'm gonna kill the BOTH OF YOU!

Me: WHY?

Mom: I was at the bank and reached into my purse to get my wallet out and I look down. The counter is covered in cat hair....


Oops!!!