Cat Haiku

[lailamara]

I can relate to many of these how about you ! Any photos to illustrate ?

You never feed me.
Perhaps I'll sleep on your face.
And that will show you.

You must scratch me there!
Yes, above my tail...
Behold! Elevator butt.

I need a new toy.
Tail of a black dog keeps good time.
Pounce! Good dog! Good dog!

The rule for today.
Touch my tail, I shred your hand.
New rule tomorrow.

In deep sleep hear sound
Cat vomit hairball somewhere.
Will find in morning.

Grace personified
I leap into the window
I meant to do that.

Blur of motion, then--
Silence, me, a paper bag
What is so funny?

The mighty hunter
Returns with gifts of plump birds
Your foot just squashed one.

You're always typing
Well, let's see you ignore me
Sitting on your hands.

My small cardboard box
You cannot see me if I
Can just hide my head.

Terrible battle
I fought for hours. Come and see!
What's a term paper?

Kitty likes plastic
Confuses for litter box
Don't leave tarp around.

Small brave carnivores
Kill pine cones and mosquitos
Fear vacuum cleaner

Want to trim my claws?
Don't even think about it!
My yelps wake the dead.

I want to be close
to you. Can I fit my head
inside your armpit?

Wanna go outside.
Oh, no! Help! I got outside!
Let me back inside!

Oh no! My Big One
has been trapped by newspaper.
Cat to the rescue

Humans are so strange.
Mine lies still in bed, then screams!
My claws aren't that sharp...

Cats meow out of angst
"Thumbs! If only we had thumbs!
We could break so much."

Litter box not here!
You moved it on me again
I'll crap in the sink.

The Big Ones snore now
Every room is dark and cold
Time for "Cup Hockey"

We're almost equals
I purr to show I love you
Want to smell my butt?

[Cataholic]

That is really nice! I can relate to all of them. Did you compose that?

[Terminalvelocity]

Still laughing!! Can I relate to any?? How about all. Those are adorable. Love the 'smell my butt' one...

[AmberLee]

I read these ages ago and thought they were hysterical. Thanks for reminding me of them.

[Pam]

Yes they are very funny! I, too, would love to see some photo illustrations, but I think I'll pass on this one.....

Litter box not here!
You moved it on me again
I'll crap in the sink.

[AmberLee]

I read these ages ago and thought they were hysterical. Thanks for reminding me of them.

Here is a Thread with some original ones from a couple years ago here at Pet Talk.

And here is a thread where we made up limericks about our cats. Much fun, although I think we all decided to keep our day jobs.

[RockyRoad]

Thanks!!! I loved it!!

I loved this one in perticular!!
Wanna go outside.
Oh, no! Help! I got outside!
Let me back inside!

[Tina]

LOL Those are so funny!! Thanks for sharing!!

[krazyaboutkatz]

LOL Too funny.

[Barbara]

How could I miss this.
But look only two days passed.
Too many Pet Talk threads.

[lailamara]

Barbara , I nominate you to write some more cat Haiku. You're good, very good.

[Tubby & Peanut's Mom]

Originally posted by lailamara
I can relate to many of these how about you ! Any photos to illustrate ?
Wanna go outside.
Oh, no! Help! I got outside!
Let me back inside!

Yep, I can definitely relate.

[ramanth]

LOL!!!!!

Zam did the sleeping on my face thing this morning. But of course I couldn't get a pic of it.

[Lillycat]

yes, we all can relate....what a hoot!!! i never saw them before so thanks !

[wolflady]

LOL LOL Yes!! I can definitely relate to those haikus...just love the elevator butt one!

Amberlee, thanks for bringing up the Pet Talker's original limerick thread! I had forgotten about that! I went back through them all and got a good chuckle out of it!