Adorable Fluffy!
Dearest Fluffy, what an adorable Syrian Hamster you are! You're so cute with your little pink nose and colorful coat and lovely dark eyes and ears. You are very special, a cute, fluffy, and smart hamster. You love running in your wheel, spending time in your ball, and eating. You also love music, especially Christina Aguilera! When your dear person turns on her music, you freeze and listen to it. Otherwise, you're very active. You and your person love each other very much, don't you. What a wonderful love-filled home you share!
Congratulations, darling Fluffy, on being chosen today's Pet of the Day! We hope you and your dear person and all your family and friends are enjoying a fine celebration, full of fun and lovies and all your favorite games and treats and some special Christina Aguilera music!
I meant," said Ipslore bitterly, "what is there in this world that truly makes living worthwhile?"
Death thought about it.
CATS, he said eventually. CATS ARE NICE.
-- Terry Pratchett (1948—2015), Sourcery
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