Memo From the IG's: Please Help Us! Our Mom is MEAN! *pics*
Rocky: Can you believe this? Just LOOK at us ... all three of us squished up in ONE little dog bed!
Gia: The horror! The abuse! Won't someone please help end this torture? Please send cheese and hotdogs right away!
Iggy: Yes, for pennies a day, you can save a poor IG! We suffer so, all of use having to share ONE bed! Your donation of one package of hotdogs per day will feed three IG's!
Rocky: Call 1-800-FEED-IGS today! All major credit cards accepted!
Gia: Ummm .... what's mom saying? That there are seven more dog beds throughout the house, as well as the couch, loveseat and recliner? What?
Iggy: I don't hear anything. Talk to the paw, Mom.
Rocky: Now, as we were saying ... the abuse of IG's is horrific. Please look at the pictures, if you can bear it ....
"We give dogs the time we can spare, the space we can spare and the love we can spare. And in return, dogs give us their all. It's the best deal man has ever made" - M. Facklam
"We are raised to honor all the wrong explorers and discoverers - thieves planting flags, murderers carrying crosses. Let us at last praise the colonizers of dreams."- P.S. Beagle
"All that is gold does not glitter, Not all those who wander are lost; The old that is strong does not wither, Deep roots are not reached by the frost. From the ashes a fire shall be woken, A light from the shadows shall spring; Renewed shall be blade that was broken, The crownless again shall be king." - J.R.R. Tolkien
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