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You little stinker you Wom.. Now when is your Birthday Suite Day??
Originally Posted by wombat2u2004
WOW !!!! You got all that stuff for your birthday ???? Lucky girl !!!
I'll have the tape dispenser if ya got too many now......oh, and you can have that little plastic bottle with the urine sample....that's all yours.
The question is tho...........what are you going to give me for MY birthday ??
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Hi there. Ey.
Did I ever tell you about my last birthday ????
No ??? Then read on !!!
Oh......and that was the same day I fired my secretary.
Last week was my birthday and I didn't feel very well waking up on that morning.
I went downstairs for breakfast hoping my wife would be pleasant and say, Happy Birthday!', and possibly have a small present for me.
As it turned out, she barely said good morning, let alone 'Happy Birthday.'
I thought... Well, that's marriage for you, but the kids.... They will remember.
My kids came bounding down stairs to breakfast and didn't say a word. So when I left for the office, I felt pretty low and somewhat despondent.
As I walked into my office, my secretary Jane said, Good Morning Wom, and by the way 'Happy Birthday ! '
It felt a little better that at least someone had remembered.
I worked until one o'clock , when Jane knocked on my door and said, 'You know, It's such a beautiful day outside, and it is your Birthday, what do you say we go out to lunch, just you and me.'
I said, 'Thanks, Jane, that's the greatest thing I've heard all day. Let's go !'
We went to lunch. But we didn't go where we normally would go.
She chose instead at a quiet bistro with a private table.
We had two martinis each and I enjoyed the meal tremendously.
On the way back to the office, Jane said, 'You know, It's such a beautiful day...we don't need to go straight back to the office, Do We?' I responded, I guess not. What do you have in mind?'
She said, Let's drop by my apartment, it's just around the corner.' After arriving at her apartment, Jane turned to me and said, Boss, if you don't mind, I'm going to step into the bedroom for just a moment.
I'll be right back.' Ok.' I nervously replied.
She went into the bedroom and, after a couple of minutes, she came out carrying a huge birthday cake ...
Followed by my wife, my kids, and dozens of my friends and co-workers, all singing 'Happy Birthday.'
And I just sat there...
On the couch...
Naked.
Hee hee
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I missed your birthday I am sorry! I hope you had a wonderful birthday.
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Happy Belated Birthday.. Sorry I missed it..Did I ever tell you about my last birthday ????
No ??? Then read on !!!
Oh......and that was the same day I fired my secretary.
Last week was my birthday and I didn't feel very well waking up on that morning.
I went downstairs for breakfast hoping my wife would be pleasant and say, Happy Birthday!', and possibly have a small present for me.
As it turned out, she barely said good morning, let alone 'Happy Birthday.'
I thought... Well, that's marriage for you, but the kids.... They will remember.
My kids came bounding down stairs to breakfast and didn't say a word. So when I left for the office, I felt pretty low and somewhat despondent.
As I walked into my office, my secretary Jane said, Good Morning Wom, and by the way 'Happy Birthday ! '
It felt a little better that at least someone had remembered.
I worked until one o'clock , when Jane knocked on my door and said, 'You know, It's such a beautiful day outside, and it is your Birthday, what do you say we go out to lunch, just you and me.'
I said, 'Thanks, Jane, that's the greatest thing I've heard all day. Let's go !'
We went to lunch. But we didn't go where we normally would go.
She chose instead at a quiet bistro with a private table.
We had two martinis each and I enjoyed the meal tremendously.
On the way back to the office, Jane said, 'You know, It's such a beautiful day...we don't need to go straight back to the office, Do We?' I responded, I guess not. What do you have in mind?'
She said, Let's drop by my apartment, it's just around the corner.' After arriving at her apartment, Jane turned to me and said, Boss, if you don't mind, I'm going to step into the bedroom for just a moment.
I'll be right back.' Ok.' I nervously replied.
She went into the bedroom and, after a couple of minutes, she came out carrying a huge birthday cake ...
Followed by my wife, my kids, and dozens of my friends and co-workers, all singing 'Happy Birthday.'
And I just sat there...
On the couch...
Naked.
Hee hee
~~~Thank You Very Much {Kim} kimlovescats for the Grand Siggy~~~
[[ Furr Babies are Like Potato Chips **** No One Can Have Just One ]]
****** Kindness, Mercy & Justice to All Living Creatures ******
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Happy Birthday
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Happy Birthday!
Hi there. Ey.
Well it's not true....hee hee.
Happy Belated Birthday.. Sorry I missed it..
I still had my underpants on
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Well it's not true....hee hee.
I still had my underpants on
~~~Thank You Very Much {Kim} kimlovescats for the Grand Siggy~~~
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****** Kindness, Mercy & Justice to All Living Creatures ******
{{{{{Everyday is a Gift = That's why it's Called the Present }}}}}
((( Each Day With Our Pets is a Surprise Package Waiting to be Opened )))
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Hi there. Ey.
No, not flowers, they had little fire flames on them....because I'm so hot
Here's a pic of them...........
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WoW I just knew it.. I just knew you would have something bright on your shorts.. Nice Very Nice..
~~~Thank You Very Much {Kim} kimlovescats for the Grand Siggy~~~
[[ Furr Babies are Like Potato Chips **** No One Can Have Just One ]]
****** Kindness, Mercy & Justice to All Living Creatures ******
{{{{{Everyday is a Gift = That's why it's Called the Present }}}}}
((( Each Day With Our Pets is a Surprise Package Waiting to be Opened )))
<Sunsets are God's Reminder to Us That At The End of the Day We're All In This Together>
Hi there. Ey.
Would you like me to send them to you ???? They're unwashed.
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roflmbo!!!!!would you like me to send them to you ???? They're unwashed.
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Happy Birthday!!!! Hope you have a great one. Go ahead and get spoiled!
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