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    But, can you take out the trash, Hannibal?

    Trainee hypnotist puts himself into a trance

    A newly trained hypnotist accidentally put himself into a trance for five hours while practising in front of a mirror.

    Helmut Kichmeier, 27, was found by wife, Joanna, staring into thin air in their north London home, reports the Daily Telegraph.

    Mr Kichmeier, whose stage name is Hannibal Helmurto, had learned to put himself into a trance to help him swallow swords on stage.

    He had been taught the skill by hypnotherapist Dr Ray Roberts to assist in a new act for the Circus of Horrors show.

    But as he practiced the skill in front of the mirror at 10am he set himself into a deep sleep until 3pm, when he was found by his wife.

    It was only after she phoned Dr Roberts and put the receiver to Mr Kichmeier's head that he was able to be talked out of the trance.

    Mrs Kichmeier said her husband had looked just like a zombie when she came into the room to find him.

    She said: "I tried to ask him what was wrong but he didn't answer and it was then I looked at the sofa behind him and saw a book named Hypnosis Medicine of the Mind.

    "It was opened on page 45 and a chapter named hypnotic anaesthesia and I realised there was something wrong.

    "It was only then I noticed a letter next to the book a letter from his mentor, Dr Roberts, and I knew what I had to do."

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    I feel like a zombie when I watch msnbc, that scat puts me into a trance.

    He hypnotises himself to swallow swords? Try it to get stuph done about the house-painting, chores? Or maybe get a job with less 'thought' in it?

    LOLOLOLOLOLOL, moron........

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    Hmm I should get this book...put my self into a trance at the start of shift and program a key word for the person who comes on shift after me

    Where do you find these, Richard?

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    The wife blew it. She could have gotten him talked into not only taking out the trash, but cleaning the house, mowing the lawn, shoveling the sidewalk, and putting his dirty clothes in the hamper; all without being nagged at to do it. She totally blew it. lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by DJFyrewolf36 View Post
    Hmm I should get this book...put my self into a trance at the start of shift and program a key word for the person who comes on shift after me

    Where do you find these, Richard?
    Type in "strange news" and take a -ew minutes?

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    LISTEN AND OBEY! < Yep, she blew it!

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    Ummppss = maybe I should try this..

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