Results 1 to 7 of 7

Thread: Drowning in your love?

  1. #1
    Join Date
    Sep 2002
    Location
    Kentucky, LAND OF THE EASILY AMUSED
    Posts
    25,224

    Drowning in your love?

    No, not really......

    ----------------------


    Hey dude, where's my body?

    A two-day police hunt for a drowned man was called off when the 24-year old turned up at the crime scene looking for his clothes.

    Maciej Nowak had disappeared after being dumped by his girlfriend and was last seen drinking heavily into the early hours in Urzedow, Poland.

    And when his clothes were found the next morning by a lake, friends feared he had killed himself.

    But just as police divers were about to call in a submarine, Nowak appeared and asked what all the fuss was about.

    "He told us that he can't remember why he had taken his clothes off because he had been drunk.

    "But he woke up at a nearby house. Apparently they had found him naked and taken him in and let him sober up," said a police spokesman.

    Nowak's girlfriend Kasia Lubelska, 23, said she wouldn't be getting back with him.

    "It's stupid things like this that caused me to dump him. How can I allow someone like him to be the father of my children?" she said.

    -----------------------------

    At least he can teach the kids to swim?


    Is there ever a reason to disrobe while you are all jacked up?

    How many houses would you have to go to before you found a house that would let your nasty, drunk, sand crusted arse in?

    Women and booze can really wreck a man's life.....But the world would be oh-so-boring without either.

    I vote to keep them both.

    Even Houdini could not come back from the 'dead'...This guy is special!

  2. #2
    Join Date
    Jun 2003
    Location
    Florida, USA
    Posts
    14,038
    Quote Originally Posted by RICHARD View Post
    No, not really......

    ----------------------


    Hey dude, where's my body?

    A two-day police hunt for a drowned man was called off when the 24-year old turned up at the crime scene looking for his clothes.

    Maciej Nowak had disappeared after being dumped by his girlfriend and was last seen drinking heavily into the early hours in Urzedow, Poland.

    And when his clothes were found the next morning by a lake, friends feared he had killed himself.

    But just as police divers were about to call in a submarine, Nowak appeared and asked what all the fuss was about.

    "He told us that he can't remember why he had taken his clothes off because he had been drunk.

    "But he woke up at a nearby house. Apparently they had found him naked and taken him in and let him sober up," said a police spokesman.

    Nowak's girlfriend Kasia Lubelska, 23, said she wouldn't be getting back with him.

    "It's stupid things like this that caused me to dump him. How can I allow someone like him to be the father of my children?" she said.

    -----------------------------

    At least he can teach the kids to swim?


    Is there ever a reason to disrobe while you are all jacked up?

    How many houses would you have to go to before you found a house that would let your nasty, drunk, sand crusted arse in?

    Women and booze can really wreck a man's life.....But the world would be oh-so-boring without either.

    I vote to keep them both.

    Even Houdini could not come back from the 'dead'...This guy is special!

    This is so funny, I can't stop laughing. Who can help but picture this?


    I've been Boo'd...
    Thanks Barry!

  3. #3
    Join Date
    Jan 2009
    Location
    WV
    Posts
    488
    hahah! that's great!

  4. #4
    Join Date
    Mar 2009
    Location
    Largo, FL
    Posts
    889
    Quote Originally Posted by RICHARD View Post
    How many houses would you have to go to before you found a house that would let your nasty, drunk, sand crusted arse in?
    Richard, I will forever adore your unique view of the world and your ability to express that view!! Cheers!!

    When you find yourself on the side of the majority, it's time to pause and reflect. Mark Twain

  5. #5
    It doesn't say ho wbug his watch was, though.
    The one eyed man in the kingdom of the blind wasn't king, he was stoned for seeing light.

  6. #6
    Join Date
    Sep 2002
    Location
    Kentucky, LAND OF THE EASILY AMUSED
    Posts
    25,224
    Quote Originally Posted by Lady's Human View Post
    It doesn't say ho wbug his watch was, though.

    Nor his mode of transportation.

  7. #7
    Join Date
    Jun 2005
    Location
    Deep-N-Heart of Tx && My Babie's Hearts
    Posts
    15,555
    That is just too Funny.. I am still shaking my head & chuckling..

    ~~~Thank You Very Much {Kim} kimlovescats for the Grand Siggy~~~

    [[ Furr Babies are Like Potato Chips **** No One Can Have Just One ]]
    ****** Kindness, Mercy & Justice to All Living Creatures ******
    {{{{{Everyday is a Gift = That's why it's Called the Present }}}}}
    ((( Each Day With Our Pets is a Surprise Package Waiting to be Opened )))
    <Sunsets are God's Reminder to Us That At The End of the Day We're All In This Together>

Similar Threads

  1. Drowning Tragedies
    By Karen in forum General
    Replies: 46
    Last Post: 07-13-2020, 10:17 PM
  2. Pug rescues drowning Meezer
    By columbine in forum Dog General
    Replies: 5
    Last Post: 04-22-2011, 09:59 AM
  3. Drowning...confusing question.
    By Kalei in forum General
    Replies: 19
    Last Post: 03-06-2007, 11:42 PM
  4. Dog Saves Drowning Toddler
    By QueenScoopalot in forum Dog General
    Replies: 7
    Last Post: 06-03-2004, 02:34 PM
  5. drowning her mice?
    By Rowan815 in forum Cat Behavior
    Replies: 4
    Last Post: 02-29-2004, 05:11 PM

Bookmarks

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •  

Copyright © 2001-2013 Pet of the Day.com