Dear Phred...

[Tubby & Peanut's Mom]

Originally posted by gini
Would that then prove that he has weapons of mass destruction?

Not sure, but months old klamjuz might be considered some kind of biological weapon?

[Randi]

Clams star in popular TV show
Tragedy struck TV's "Sesame Street" Monday when
the neighborly Gordon was killed in an apparent
clam-related police shooting.
Though toxicology test results are still pending,
Gordon apparently was under the influence of
clams bought moments earlier from a dealer whom
witnesses identified only as Lefty the Shifty Sales-
man, when he flew into a rage and began strangling
the furry red monster Elmo, said Detective Sherlock
Hemlock of the Sesame Street Police Department's
Clam Squad.

"I guess he'd just had enough of that annoying little
****," said Oscar The Grouch, a resident of Sesame
Street who witnessed the incident. After Cookie
Monster, another resident, called the police, Officers
Biff and Sully arrived on the scene and shot Gordon
eight times. He was pronounced dead moments later.
Although there initially was some dispute over the
number of shots fired, Count Von Count, another
witness, said he was sure there were eight. "I love
to count," he told The Weekly Clam News. "Ah ha ha
ha! Vun! Two! Three! Four! Five! Six! Seven! Eight!"

Gordon's death echoes that of kindly storekeeper
Mr. Hooper, who was killed in a similar clam-related
incident nearly 20 years ago. Roosevelt Franklin, a
member of the street gang the Purple Clams, was
arrested and charged, and is currently serving a
30-year prison sentence. At the time, Franklin
claimed he had been aiming for Ernie and Bert, two
members of a rival gang. Neither was injured.
Lefty the Shifty Salesman declined comment on the
tragedy, although he did ask TCWN reporters if they
would like to buy an "8."
Big Bird, another resident of the street, said the show
will make reference to the tragedy in an effort to help
inner-city children cope with clam violence in their own
neighborhoods.

"Crime, crack and clams all start with C," he said.

[Randi]

Santas' Christmas Clams

To celebrate this joyous season, here are some of
our more entertaining Christmas bloopers:
Ralph Johnson used this tagline in an ad. for his auto
repair shop. "Try us once, you'll never go anywhere
again"
And just to show we don't really proof the classifieds:
"Dog for sale: eats anything and is fond of children."
And speaking of eating children, we ran this in an ad.
for Edwina's Restaurant: "Dinner Special -
Turkey $2.35; Chicken or Beef $2.25; Children $2.00"



And here is the latest news from our
foreign correspondant;

Clam Antivirus 2002-08-04 15:13 by Tomclamsz Kojm
Clam Antivirus jest Pet Talk wydajnym i otwartym
clams pakietem antywirusowym. Zawiera skaner,
narze?dzie do tworzenia sygnatur oraz do clams uak-
tualniania bazy Edwina przez Internet.
Uz?ywa bardzo clams szybkiego algorytmu wyszuk-
iwania wzorca, skanuje pliki clams wewna Pet Talk trz
archiwów, jest obs?ugiwany przez popularne programy
do skanowania poczty, kompiluje clams sie? na kaz?dym
systemie wspieraja?cym PHRED, wykorzystuje wa?tki, a
w przypadku Linuksa sam je konfiguruje clams.

[momoffuzzyfaces]

Originally posted by Randi

And here is the latest news from our
foreign correspondant;

Clam Antivirus 2002-08-04 15:13 by Tomclamsz Kojm
Clam Antivirus jest Pet Talk wydajnym i otwartym
clams pakietem antywirusowym. Zawiera skaner,
narze?dzie do tworzenia sygnatur oraz do clams uak-
tualniania bazy Edwina przez Internet.
Uz?ywa bardzo clams szybkiego algorytmu wyszuk-
iwania wzorca, skanuje pliki clams wewna Pet Talk trz
archiwów, jest obs?ugiwany przez popularne programy
do skanowania poczty, kompiluje clams sie? na kaz?dym
systemie wspieraja?cym PHRED, wykorzystuje wa?tki, a
w przypadku Linuksa sam je konfiguruje clams.

OOOOO, I have a headache. I had trouble deciphering all that. Let's see, all I got was: Baby Edwina is president of the Internet. Something about clams and Phred. Maybe Phred is going to be vice president of the Internet and clams will run amok? HELP!!!!

OMG , I am ROTFLMAO !!!!! I had never been on a thread about Phred .... IT IS HILARIOUS !!! And Randi , this picture made my whole household here wondering if their mommy was going nuts or so ....

Well , to tell the truth , may be , maybe they are a bit right .... (A BIT !!!!!)

[cassiesmom]

Dear Phred,

The supermarket by my house has had a display for the past few weeks of "hard to find" holiday ingredients, right at the front of the store.

Guess what's on the shelf, right at eye level? Clam juice. Or would that be klamjuz?

Guess who thought of Phred and this thread? Me.

Happy New Year,
Elyse

[emily_the_spoiled]

This was definitely one of the classic threads on PT

God bless you Phred

[Laura's Babies]

Whenever we miss him, this is a great way to bring him back to us. He was one in a million!!

[Edwina's Secretary]

Those were the days my friend, we thought they'd never end, we'd sing and dance forever and a day...

<<sniff>>

I still have the original bottle of clam juice in my cupboard... <<sniff>>

[Cataholic]

Miss you tons!

[Randi]

Sara, I bet you had NO idea what you started here!

Phred enjoyed this thread so much, as we all did. Phred you are very much missed!

[momoffuzzyfaces]

Phred has been on my mind a lot lately too. I bet he had a fabulous Christmas in heaven but he is sure missed here. I still have the Christmas card of the prayer pups and Bootz da kat he sent me years ago.

Does any one know how the prayer pups are doing?

[Bibette & Lulu]

Phred has been on my mind a lot lately too. I bet he had a fabulous Christmas in heaven but he is sure missed here. I still have the Christmas card of the prayer pups and Bootz da kat he sent me years ago.

Does any one know how the prayer pups are doing?

Check out the "Happy B'day Prayer Pups" thread I started on 1/1/12 - Diana gave an update.

Thanks, Cassiesmom, for bringing this thread up. I was not a PT'er at the time and at Phred's funeral I heard about Klamjusz. Phred's sense of humor was always a one of a kind experience!!! I noted that the last entry for that thread was 12/20/02 - the date our mother died (known in Phred's entries as GranMom to the furkids). I'm glad the memory lives on and have enjoyed hearing about the times in Phred's life that brought him happiness and chuckles.

B&L's Mom1 (Phred's sister)

[momoffuzzyfaces]

Thank you for pointing that thread out. It was good to hear how they are doing.

[AdoreMyDogs]

Phred was the best, cutest, funniest. I miss him. I miss his hilarious sense of humor.

I have been thinking a lot about him, and missing him. He sure was one-of-a-kind.