Dear Phred...

[Corinna]

If you do I want to know where you shop so I can avoid that place. Also gini I had also a thousand answers the other day. You made me smile. Thanks

[momoffuzzyfaces]

Originally posted by Randi

Serve with testicle sauce and crab spice

YUCK!!! BOTH THESE IN ONE RECIPE?
MOFF turns GREEN and passes out.

[gini]

Originally posted by lbaker
they are cicles that are getting a wee bit angry....

You mean they are just being "crabby?"

[Edwina's Secretary]

Oh dear...I feel responsible for this degeneration! I went to a sushi lunch (hey Phred...I think you would call that PHISH BAIT) and upon my return....recipes for......

crab???????

[Cinder & Smoke]

...sushi lunch ??

Dad wood call it sumpin a lot worser than
PHISH BAIT!!!

[momoffuzzyfaces]

PHISH BAIT -- THAT'S WHAT MY DAD CALLED SHRIMPS!!

[Tubby & Peanut's Mom]

Originally posted by lbaker
they are cicles that are getting a wee bit angry....

And our nick name for motorcycles is murder cicles, so if you take that into consideration, testy cicles might just be a bunch of bikers that you really don't want to mess with. Especially if they've been samplin' some of Randi's cookin' without knowing the ingredients.

[lynnestankard]

Oh ROTFL - will you guys give over - I've got tears streaming down my face and tummy ache with laffin so much!!

I tried Crab Cakes while I was over there --- and they were delish.
But all this RAW PHISH Stuff is making me feel bIlLiOus

Randi - John, Your recipes were hilarious esp., the Kamikaze Soup!!!!

Lynne

[momoffuzzyfaces]

Spooky music plays in the back ground....
Where has everyone gone? Munched up by killer clams? Slimed to death by slippery snails? Toasted by testy triffids? ...
only the Shadow knows.
Muuuhahahaha...

[gini]

Ha! We are still here. Bet you thought the triffids got everyone!

Why don't we write a story - like the three bears

Papa Triffid
Mama Triffid
Baby Triffid

were very hungry........................

[momoffuzzyfaces]

Originally posted by gini
Ha! We are still here. Bet you thought the triffids got everyone!

Why don't we write a story - like the three bears

Papa Triffid
Mama Triffid
Baby Triffid

were very hungry........................

... mean while, skipping through Phred's back yard was Clare Clam. She tossed her blond hair in the wind. Hark!!! What's that? She pauses. Then gasps as she sees...............

[Cinder & Smoke]

Yeah, roger onna Spookie Muzik !

Weez gettin all confuzzeld up...

We wuz passin thru da kitchen when Dad openz da fridge - an we boff *panik'd* kuz we thunk the Dredded Triffidz wuz gonna scape an tack us! Dad sed we wuz a kuppla Dingie Twitz. Now, whussa *Twit*??

So, now da *Triffidz* aren't inna fridge - they're lurkin inna back yard??

An whutz inna fridge - sidez da *Klamz*?? We gotta wurrie bout ennie Krabz, ded Phish, or Slugz yet?

An theze *Cicle* thinggiez - they like POP ciclez - gud ta munch on?? We like *snakz*!

OMG! How'd Klare Klam - dat *blonde* wun - get inna back yard wiffa Triffidz? Whoz chasin who?

Dis Tail is gettin komplikated!

[gini]

Originally posted by momoffuzzyfaces


... mean while, skipping through Phred's back yard was Clare Clam. She tossed her blond hair in the wind. Hark!!! What's that? She pauses. Then gasps as she sees...............

.......gasps as she sees the cutest flowers, all different sizes. Being blonde and all, she goes right up to them and says "Where's Phred? I need to see Phred right away!"

And Papa Triffid says........"come closer my dear, the better to............."

[Cinder & Smoke]

The Tail so far...


Papa Triffid
Mama Triffid
and Baby Triffid

were very hungry........................


... mean while, skipping through Phred's back yard was Clare Clam. She tossed her blond hair in the wind. Hark!!! What's that? She pauses. Then gasps as she sees...............

... the cutest flowers, all different sizes. Being blonde and all, she goes right up to them and says "Where's Phred? I need to see Phred right away!"

And MOMMA Triffid says... "Come closer my dear, the better to..."

Meenwhile, Pappa Triffid, riding atop the nayburz Floppie-Eared Jackass, iz galloping across the pasture, headed strait for poor Cinder, who'z nonshalauntlee munchin onna Road Apple, oblivius to the approaching *doom*. Gud Boy SmokeMutt, who nebber goez inna pasture wiffa horseyz, .....

[gini]

Originally posted by Cinder & Smoke

Meenwhile, Pappa Triffid, riding atop the nayburz Floppie-Eared Jackass, iz galloping across the pasture, headed strait for poor Cinder, who'z nonshalauntlee munchin onna Road Apple, oblivius to the approaching *doom*. Gud Boy SmokeMutt, who nebber goez inna pasture wiffa horseyz, .....

......finally deciding he is sick and tired of Cinder getting all the goodies since he only gets cicles at home, glances in Phred's direction. Phred is completely distracted by Klare Klam so SmokeMutt dashes into the pasture and............