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Thread: Dear Phred...

  1. #166

    Mountun Oysterz... Served wiff Klam Sauce... ??

    Originally posted by zippy-kat
    ...you might try the alternative......

    MOUNTAIN OYSTERS?!?!
    *GAG*
    Smokey wuz tinkin da Mountun Oysterz sounded purdy gud...

    Till I splained to him whut the main ingreedientz wus...

    He tucked his tail down reel tite an went ober an curled up wiffa Kat ~
    They wuz boff mumblin "Ewwwww... GROSS!!"


    "Lambs fries"...
    I always thought there was a bull involved in Mountain Oysters ???
    Dad sez he tinks it'z whuteber GUY walked thru da barnyard last
    dat getz involved.
    /s/ Cinder, Smokey & Heidi

    R.I.P. ~ Boots, Bowser, Sherman, & Snoopy

  2. #167
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    Ingredients

    2 lb bull testicles*
    1 c flour
    1/4 c cornmeal
    1 c red wine
    1 salt
    1 black pepper
    1 garlic powder
    1 louisiana hot sauce
    1 cooking oil**

    Instructions

    *aka: calf fries, Rocky Mountain Oysters (sheep or turkey testicles
    may be used also)

    zlam juz is optional

    don't think I'll continue with the recipe, it's lunch time

  3. #168
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    GROSS!!!! I MAY NEVER EAT AGAIN!!!
    Last edited by momoffuzzyfaces; 10-30-2002 at 12:38 PM.

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    Laurie, there is a recipe thread in case you want to add it there

  5. #170
    Originally posted by lbaker
    Ingredients

    2 lb bull *WHAT??*
    ...
    1 c red wine
    ...
    Weez gonna need a LOT more than "1 c"
    of da red wine ta make THIS wun float!!!!


    /s/ Cinder, Smokey & Heidi

    R.I.P. ~ Boots, Bowser, Sherman, & Snoopy

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    Phred, aren't you taking this a little too personally?

    I mean if the recipe called for two chicken breasts, betcha wouldn't say a word!!

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    OMG GINI

  8. #173
    Originally posted by gini
    ... if the recipe called for two chicken breasts,
    betcha wouldn't say a word!!
    Dad sez...

    There's a difference tween Pieces an Partz!


    /s/ Cinder, Smokey & Heidi

    R.I.P. ~ Boots, Bowser, Sherman, & Snoopy

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    ......ahem. nownow children, we don't want to get "the mayor"s britches in an uproar

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    Ok I am womdering if Boots is still drinking? (water)
    Lady (newfy) went out this morning and gave a dirty look at her water bucket, It was frozen well guess that happens when the tempture is 3 degrees. No snow to insulate the ground . We need the freeze to kill the bugs abd mosqutios for next summer but do need the snow (yuck) it will keep it warmer! Maybe 10 degrees.

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    Heh, this is getting iiinteresting! Didn’t know we had so many gourmets on Pet Talk, who could discuss the more subtle aspects of culinary art in such a civilised manner. Those “Mountain Oyster” things sound really cool! So I’ve found some even more exotic examples for your delicate palets. How about these:

    Battered Balls
    Cut the testes (your choice) into broad, thin slices
    Marinate for 1 hour in oil, lemon juice, chopped parsley, salt and pepper.
    Dip them in light batter
    Fry and serve with ketchup or chili sauce

    Barnyard Family Jewels
    A delicate mixture of calf, bull, sheep and turkey testicles. All can be prepared as above. The differing sizes make an interesting platter(!)

    Crabby Bull Balls
    2 Lbs. Testicles (Bull or buffalo)
    1 ounce Lemon Juice
    Boil battered balls in oil. Serve with testicle sauce and crab spice

    This one looks like good clean fun in the kitchen, and is just the job for Phred (Cinder & Smokey say he likes “Nukin” his food):

    Ranch Fry
    Toss the balls on a hot iron stove
    When they explode....they're done!

    … and to top it all off, Randi’s found another interesting aspect of food preparation, I think that this will be our last recipe:

    Kamikaze Soup:
    (Best prepared at a party -- at someone else's house)

    4 - 5 cans “Clambell” Soup.

    Place cans, unopened, in microwave. Set to full power for 10 minutes.
    Leave.

    Bon Appetit!

    john
    Last edited by Randi; 11-01-2002 at 11:38 AM.



    "I don't know which weapons will be used in the third World war, but in the fourth, it will be sticks and stones" --- Albert Einstein.


  12. #177
    Originally posted by Randi
    Heh, this is getting iiinteresting!

    … and to top it all off, Randi’s found another interesting aspect of food preparation, I think that this will be our last recipe:

    Klamikaze Soup:
    (Best prepared at a party -- at someone else's house)

    4 - 5 cans “Clambell” Soup.

    Place cans, unopened, in microwave. Set to full power for 10 minutes...
    Leave.

    Bon Appetit!

    John
    "...I think that this will be our last recipe..."

    Yeaaaaah... and it mite be da last post fur a lotta us, too!

    We tinks we hearz da Hed Bunnie *stompin* dis way... !!
    /s/ Cinder, Smokey & Heidi

    R.I.P. ~ Boots, Bowser, Sherman, & Snoopy

  13. #178
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    uh oh.......busted again

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    Before we all get busted for sure..........I want to know what Testy cicles are. Can you find them on the same shelf as the Klam juice?

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    they are cicles that are getting a wee bit angry....

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