funniest bumper sticker

[lovemymaltese]

I saw the fuinniest bumper sticker on this car today. You know how everyone drives around with a "My child is an honor roll student". Well this bumper sticker said "My child beat up your honor roll student". I thought that I was gonna have to pull over I was laughing so hard.

[mugsy]

I've seen those before too.. they are funny.

My favorite bumper sticker is:

Help stamp out and abolish redundancy in writing.

[lovemymaltese]

that's cute too. Some of these bumper stickers are so entertaining. Does anyone else have one to share? This could make a funny thread.

[Ann]

We actually don't have bumper stickers in Sweden, but I love reading funny ones online, it's one of my lil hobbies

http://www.internetbumperstickers.com is one of the best sites for online bumpers, I'll post some more links later if anyone's interested.

[Aspen and Misty]

We recenlty bought a bumper sticker today. My sister wants to "fix" all guys so they can't I have kids and you then have to past a test to be able to have kids so that there are no bad parents. O yea this is all goign to go on when she is queen of the world. Well she was telling this to her freind Matt so she bougth him this Bumber sticker, it has siscers in front of the words.

Staralize stupid people

[gini]

It wasn't a bumper sticker, but a sign in the back of a car that I saw just today.

It said HANG UP!!

You have no idea how apt that is for Californians!

[Ann]

Gini, that is one GREAT bumper sticker!

IMHO, there's nothing as distracting, stupid or unecessary as cellphone talking in the car (unless you're calling the police to report an accident or whatever).

[lovemymaltese]

yeah I know how those californians are, ha! That is a weird bumper sticker though.

[catland]

I guess I'm just not getting it today, but I find it odd for a discussion board that is shocked and appalled by any kind of insult or harm to animals, real or imagined, can find threats of violence against children to be funny.

I'm usually one to have a pretty good sense of humor - but bullying in schools is something that just isn't funny.

[lovemymaltese]

Sorry to of offended you, I was not expressing any from of humor about a child getting beat up. The bumper sticker is only for parents whose whild has not made the honor roll and can find humor in that. I myself will be an educator this time next year and do not feel that bullying is funny, sorry that you took it the wrong way.

[sasvermont]

I once saw a bumper sticker that said "Metermaids eat their young"

[lovemymaltese]

Are metermaids that cold hearted. Ha! I know the ticket issuers here at the campus I attend are pretty cold. It's probably the same type of thing. LOL (Of course we know that sasvermont was implying that we eat our young, just a thought of how cold metermaids can be.)

[zippy-kat]

Originally posted by lovemymaltese
"My child is an honor roll student".

Have you seen, "Your child may be on the honor roll, but you're still an idiot!" ?

[NoahsMommy]

FUNNY Zippy!!!!

I LOVE: "I don't need to have children, I married one!" This fits my hubby so well! He plays softball, loves going to the toy store and playing with his nieces and nephews....it's worse when we get together with our couple friends and the boys are together! Just like children!

[Aspen and Misty]

I saw a bumper sticker today that said "Mother of Teenagers know why animals eat there young" LOL.