funniest bumper sticker

[aly]

There's one that says something like:

My child sold your honor roll student the answers to the exam.

[Karen]

Okay, this one has a set-up to it. I had a car that had, well, character. It was 12 or 13 years old, light blue car with a black peeling roof, a red driver's side door, and SKY blue primer on the left and right rear fenders - and on the gas cap. It was a Maverick, with freckles (okay, rust spots) on any light-blue areas as well. Like I said, a car with character.

I was a camp counselor that year, and was going to be there on my birthday, so my mom stuck my present hidden in my suitcase. What was it? A bumper-stick that said:

"This is NOT an abandoned car."

[AmberLee]

Originally posted by Karen
..."This is NOT an abandoned car."

Hee, hee, hee



One of my favorites was on a battered car with many, many exotic foreign locale stickers,


a licence plate that read "4N TRVL" ,


and a license plate frame that said "I'd rather be in Katmandu" and ...


a bumper sticker that said, "Toto, I don't think we're in Kansas anymore".

[Aspen and Misty]

Originally posted by AdoreMyDogs
"My sheltie is better behaved then your honor student".

Thats cause Sheltie's are the smartest doggies out there.

Ok, ok, Yea I own one and love a sheltie Guilty..I'll go back to my sheltie loving fan club..Members- 1.

Ash

[krazyaboutkatz]

These are great. Thanks for sharing them. I can't think of any good ones right now to share with you.

[gini]

Another one that I like is...........

"if you can read this, you are following too close"

[catchat]

I like the one that says my child beat the cr** out of an honor student!! its not promoting violence, its just funny I think. ive seen the one of mothers of teenagers...

there's some funny ones. I like the one that says hang up, never saw that one, but its perfect!

[moosmom]

There are SO many funny bumper stickers out there. I've seen ones that poke fun at cats. And although I am CRAZY about cats, I'm not offended by them. It's all in the interpretation.

"Cats...the other white meat"
"I love cats, they taste like chicken"
"Your cat missing?? Look under my tires"
"Ex-husband in trunk"

I also have a bumper sticker on my car that has many people VERY puzzled. I had gone to Provincetown last year with some friends. We went into a shop and I happened to see a cat shaped rainbow kitty. I am heterosexual. But I thought this was really cool and bought one and put in on my car. Again, it's all in the interpretation.

If I think of anymore funny ones I'll let ya know.

KFMAR, "Talk to my face, my breasts can't hear you" made me roll on the floor laughing so hard!!

[AmberLee]

Nope, I'm not married and never have been but I do get a grin when I see "I still miss my ex-husband ... but my aim is improving"

Yes, very rude and non-PC of me.

[Andie]

the 3 bumper stickers on my car:

in lettering going for big to tiny:
This is a test. Try to read as much of this as you can. If you can read all of this then you need to get off my bumper

another 1:

You're just jealous cuz the voices only talk to me!

and the last 1:

Don't interrupt when the voice are talking to me


My Mom has a bumper stick that she put on our screen door instead:

Warm, friendly greeting available only after my morning coffee



We had another one but we don't know what happened to it. It said: Don't Annoy the Crazy Person