Good Morning, Miss Amanda. What a pretty girl you are, and how nice that you know how lucky you are to be in a wonderful warm home. You want to be inside in the winter - particularly where you are!

You were just a poor little stray, and now you are a healthy, well-fed, loving cat, with a best friend to nuzzle. How good is that? It's great to hear that you take your job seriously, because unless mummy goes to work, there will be no money for all that food that you love!

I hope you and Otto have a wonderful party today, in celebration of your celebrity status.