Hi Hudson! How wonderful to be the first to congratulate you this morning on being Cat of the Day! It is a great honour to be chosen, and I think you will want to suggest to your purrsons that they throw a party to mark the occasion. Please may I come?

I am glad to see that you do not just lounge around all the time looking handsome and preparing for the next party. Not you. Supervising and snuggling are such very important jobs around the house, and clearly you have attained a high standard in both.

Congratulations to you!