Dearest Waylon, what a beautiful English Springer Spaniel you are! That black and white fur is gorgeous, and what a sweet face you have with that big smile! You have the most delightful personality, too. You love walks, but you love your couch time even more. You also love music, a good belly rub, and your dear people. You and they all love each other very much, don't you. What a wonderful love-filled home you share!
Congratulations, darling Waylon, on being chosen Dog of the Day! We hope you and your dear people and all your family and friends are enjoying a fine celebration, full of fun and lovies and all your favorite games and treats.
I meant," said Ipslore bitterly, "what is there in this world that truly makes living worthwhile?"
Death thought about it.
CATS, he said eventually. CATS ARE NICE.
-- Terry Pratchett (1948—2015), Sourcery
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