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    funny bumper stickers

    Has anyone seen any funny bumpers lately? A couple of days ago I saw one that said "My child is an honor student, but my president is a moron!" Also another one, "back off, I'm a postal worker!"

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    "My Dachshund is smarter than your honor student".
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    Quote Originally Posted by smokey the elder View Post
    "My Dachshund is smarter than your honor student".
    I saw this one a while ago and I remembered it. "My kid beat up your honor student!"

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    I saw one. All it said was "1-1-09" Which I believe is when Bush is no longer President. Now THAT'S my kinda bumper sticker.

    My FAVORITE one of all is the one Davidp sent me. "Cats nap. Only humans put them to sleep" I have to keep filling in the letters cuz it keeps fading.

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    Maya Linn, my heart is broken. The day your beautiful blue eyes went blind was the worst day of my life.I only wish I could've done something.I'll miss your "premium" purr and our little "conversations". 1997-2013 See you again "ONE FINE DAY"

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    Donna, keep the magic markers going! I saw one the other day, " 1/20/09, the end of an error!"

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    Oh yeah!! That's it!! 1/20/09 the end of an error. I wonder where I can get one of those??

    Oh believe me, I also added my own "Be a responsible pet owner, spay/neuter" to the sticker.

    Rest In Peace Casey (Bubba Dude) Your paw print will remain on my heart forever. 12/02
    Mollie Rose, you were there for me through good times and in bad, from the beginning.Your passing will leave a hole in my heart.We will be together "One Fine Day". 1994-2009
    MooShoo,you left me too soon.I wasn't ready.Know that you were my soulmate and have left me broken hearted.I loved you like no other. 1999 - 2010See you again "ONE FINE DAY"
    Maya Linn, my heart is broken. The day your beautiful blue eyes went blind was the worst day of my life.I only wish I could've done something.I'll miss your "premium" purr and our little "conversations". 1997-2013 See you again "ONE FINE DAY"

    DO NOT BUY WHILE SHELTER ANIMALS DIE!!

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    I HEARD of this one, but have not seen it yet: "Let me tell you about my inferiority complex."
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    Quote Originally Posted by moosmom View Post
    I saw one. All it said was "1-1-09" Which I believe is when Bush is no longer President. Now THAT'S my kinda bumper sticker.

    My FAVORITE one of all is the one Davidp sent me. "Cats nap. Only humans put them to sleep" I have to keep filling in the letters cuz it keeps fading.
    Donna, I'll have to see if Cat Sense has anymore of those bumper stickers. If so I'll get you one and send it to you.

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    Quote Originally Posted by david p View Post
    Donna, keep the magic markers going! I saw one the other day, " 1/20/09, the end of an error!"

    That's one I haven't seen, but I like it.
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    The one that popped into my mind first that I like says: My karma ran over your dogma.
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    I saw one in the parking lot of the vet`s that said something like "Real doctors treat more than one species." My friend is going into pre-vet studies in college and I contemplated getting it for her! I also saw one once that said "Dog Taxi" and another that said "If I want to hear the pitter patter of little feet, I`ll put shoes on my cats!"

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    This isn't a bumper sticker, more of an attachment. Lots of folks have a fish with "Jesus" or a cross in it, or something like that. Occasionally I see a fish with legs with the word "Darwin" in it. That just cracks me up!
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    Two For Me

    1. "Metermaids eat their young"

    2. "Wouldn't it be horrible if "the hokie pokie" is what it is all about?"

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