Politics and religion.

[Edwina's Secretary]

...There are two kinds of people that I don't mess with, Harley owners...

My Harley is a 1998 anniversary edition Electraglide Ultra Classic. Burgundy and Champaign. She is a beauty.

[RICHARD]

I went from despair to outright joy in the last 24 hours.

The mayor of El Lay is staying here and not running for governor of the state.

Good for the state, bad for lost angeles.

Then, this morning, I went out for the paper and LO AND BEHOLD!!!!!

A coupon for 1/2 off a JITB SMOOTHIE!


I am going to clip it and keep it in my wallet, jut in case!

[caseysmom]

Don't send any more governors up from LA please!!!

[Edwina's Secretary]

Don't send any more governors up from LA please!!!

Let me guess...your heart is set on Gavin?

[RICHARD]

On the next episode of "My hair is going gray!"


Sacha and Malika try to hide the fact that Bo has used Mom's ecological, pesticide free, Victory Garden as his own bathroom.

Starring Barack Obama as himself, Michelle Obama as herself and Robert Gibbs as the insufferable patch of blandness in a world full of politics.

Wednesday on ABC.

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I see BO on my TV more than Anthony "I made up my last name' Villaraigosa.

Please, just rule and leave the small stuff to Michele?

[Edwina's Secretary]

Still waiting for Senator Ensign to resign?

[Grace]

Still waiting for Senator Ensign to resign?

And Governor Sanford to find his way home

[mruffruff]

Only South Carolina could "lose" their governor. Found his SUV, though

He's expected back at work today. Not sure if that's good news or bad.

[Edwina's Secretary]

Appalachia....Argentina....six of one...half a dozen of the other.

Too too funny. Even his wife and aides don't know where he goes.

My favorite is he went for some peace and quiet. Let's see - about a 10 - 12 hour travel - in a plane with restless passengers and crying kids...to a city not exactly known as a place of rest and relaxation. For at most two days and then a long, long flight back. What...no rooms available in the other Big Apple?

[RICHARD]

Sunday was "Hike Naked Day" - He wasn't on the Appalachian Trail doing his thing, He was in Argentina, doing his thing.

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What's easier to overcome?

An extramarital affair?

Of running the country into the ground?

[mruffruff]

I heard that he found better "service" in Argentina.

[RICHARD]

I heard that he found better "service" in Argentina.

With all the cutbacks in the Park Service, he thought about "Bungling in the Jungle"----in Argentina.

[Grace]

Holy Cow - now he admits to having had an affair!!

(CNN) -- South Carolina Gov. Mark Sanford admitted Wednesday, amid speculation over his whereabouts for the last several days, that he has been engaged in an extramarital affair with an Argentinian woman.

"I've been unfaithful to my wife," Sanford told a news conference in Columbia, the state capital. "I developed a relationship with what started as a dear, dear friend from Argentina."

His voice choking at times, Sanford apologized to his wife and four sons, his staff and supporters, and said he would resign immediately as head of the Republican Governors Association. The affair was discovered five months ago, Sanford said.

[Cinder & Smoke]

Holy Cow - now he admits to having had an affair!!

WHAT??


One of our Elected Officials had an AFFAIR?

OH, say it isn't so!


Let's look into Term Limits ...
I suggest about Two Weeks ... a Month, tops.

We prolly wouldn't need to have elections - just sign up for the weeks you'd
like to have the back-room sex lounge in the office of your choice.

[RICHARD]

Let's look into Term Limits ...
I suggest about Two Weeks ... a Month, tops.

Two weeks? A month?

Maybe with a script of Viagra? But even then you have to call a doctor after 4 hours!