The cat owner's prayer (from rec.pets.cats)

[cassiesmom]

to be recited daily by cat's staff...

Because I'm only human, it's sometimes hard to be
The wise, all-knowing creature that my cat expects of me.
And so I pray for special help to somehow understand
The subtle implications of each proud meowed command
Oh, let me not forget that chairs were put on earth to shred
And what I like to call a lap is actually a bed
I know it's really lots to ask but please, oh please, take pity
And though I'm only human, make me worthy of my Kitty!!!

[Pawla]

LOL! I often tell people what I've learned from my cat is that my purpose in life is to serve her!

[catmandu]

The Things I Have Learned From My Cats Are Many And Varied.
To Love Unconditionally And To Be Tolerant Of The Others Around You.
To Curl Beside A Friend Whose Not Well.
And If Somethings Fun To Be Done To Go For It With Gusto And To Go For Broke And To Always Have Fun At All Times.
And A Soft Meeeow Always Gets You Whiskas Temptations.
Mmy First Two Teachers
Pouncer And Mister Scrappy Angels.
Who I Am Yearning To See Once More.
One Fine Day.

[Freedom]

Oh that was good, thanks for posting it. Obviously written by a person who HAS been owned by one or more cats!