Brave Men Jokes
What's the definition of the bravest man in the world??
The man who comes home drunk, covered in lipstick and smelling
ofperfume, then slaps his wife on the backside and says: "You're
next,fatty."
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A woman was shopping at her local supermarket where she
selected 2litres of low fat milk, a carton of eggs, 2 litres of orange
juice, ahead of lettuce, half a dozen tomatoes, a 500g jar of coffee
and a250g pack of bacon. As she was unloading her items on theconveyor
belt to check out, a drunk standing behind her watched as she
placedthe items in front of the cashier.
While the cashier was ringing up her purchases, the drunk
calmlystated," You must be single."
The woman was a bit startled by this proclamation, but she was
intrigued by the derelict's intuition, since she was indeedsingle.
She looked at her six items on the belt and saw nothingparticularly
unusual about her selections that could have tipped off thedrunk to
her marital status.
Curiosity getting the better of her, she said, "Well, you know
what,you're absolutely correct. But how on earth did you know that?"
The drunk replied, "Cos you're ugly."
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