The Thief !!!!

[wombat2u2004]

A thief in Paris planned to steal some paintings from the Louvre.
After careful planning, he got past security, stole the paintings and made
it safely to his van.
However, he was captured only two blocks away when his van ran out of gas. When asked how he could mastermind such a crime and then make such an obvious error, he replied,
"Monsieur, that is the reason I stole the paintings.
I had no Monet to buy Degas to make the Van Gogh."


And you all thought I didn't have De Gaulle to post this in the Doghouse

Well, I figured I had nothing Toulouse.
Wom

[Catty1]

With puns like that, you'd better go on the long La Trek. (best I could do on short notice).

[wombat2u2004]

With puns like that, you'd better go on the long La Trek. (best I could do on short notice).

Well.........pardon my French !!!!!

[Catty1]

"I shoot da puck - da puck, she score."

"You don't want da breakway down da Saint-Lawrence!" (VERY long river....)

All syllables given the same emphasis.
(Canadian French)