What a handsome boy you are Gizzy McGuzzle Whizzle. I am honoured to make your acquaintance today.

I'm glad to hear you have calmed down a bit from your younger days Gizzy. We want you safely tucked up in bed every night and not getting stuck in derelict buildings! They are no fun - no food or comfy places to sleep.

I hope that you have a wonderful day today, full of good food and cuddles. Don't forget to share your treats with your partner-in-crime, Archie now!

Congratulations sweetheart.