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  1. 04-09-2007, 03:28 PM #1
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    Why I am still single....

    Once upon a time , a I ask a guy "Will you marry me?" The guy said NO!! And then I lived happily ever after and went shopping, dancing, camping, drank martinis, always had a clean house, never had to cook and far*ed whenever I wanted! The End....

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  2. 04-09-2007, 03:35 PM #2
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    Ahahahah! That is hilarious Gave me a great laugh! You definately know how to live And I mean it!


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  3. 04-09-2007, 03:35 PM #3
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    I wish I had been as wise.
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    Oh hell I just hire a maid , have him make my tinis and fa*t anyways!
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    My sister sent me that in a email today.... said she heard it and immediately thought about ME!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Marigold2
    I wish I had been as wise.
    Me Too!!
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    hahaha that's Hilarious!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Laura's Babies
    My sister sent me that in a email today.... said she heard it and immediately thought about ME!
    Laura, being an old bachelor, I'm that wise!!
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    Why I am still single

    Oh WoW Laura I thought you were talking about me.. Yup I can do all of that high living too.. I know thats why I am still single..

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  11. 04-09-2007, 05:41 PM #11
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    AMEN TO THAT, GIRLFRIEND!!!

    I love living alone and being single. There's a sort of tranquility of it all.

    Rest In Peace Casey (Bubba Dude) Your paw print will remain on my heart forever. 12/02
    Mollie Rose, you were there for me through good times and in bad, from the beginning.Your passing will leave a hole in my heart.We will be together "One Fine Day". 1994-2009
    MooShoo,you left me too soon.I wasn't ready.Know that you were my soulmate and have left me broken hearted.I loved you like no other. 1999 - 2010See you again "ONE FINE DAY"
    Maya Linn, my heart is broken. The day your beautiful blue eyes went blind was the worst day of my life.I only wish I could've done something.I'll miss your "premium" purr and our little "conversations". 1997-2013 See you again "ONE FINE DAY"

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    Ha ha! I've been married 31 years and I shop, don't cook much and I f*rt whenever I want. Oh and I don't clean much, I'm too busy on Pet Talk.
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    I'm just curious when fart became a swear word that requires *'s lol.
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    Quote Originally Posted by wolf_Q
    I'm just curious when fart became a swear word that requires *'s lol.
    I wondered that myself, just didn't want to be the first to say it!
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  15. 04-09-2007, 08:56 PM #15
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    I didn't know if it was allowed or not and didn't want to offend anyone...

    I LOVE being single and living alone with my babies. I have found that nobody takes better care of me than ME do! Aside from that, living on a boat with 8 to 10 men for 28 days, you kind of had enough when you get home and don't want to have to deal with another one on your off days....

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