A long search for the old Jokes-thread once started by our Popcornbird, didn't help me find it... .
But, hey, with a new year coming up, how about starting a brand new JOKES Thread?! A good joke is always good for the spoul, or like my granddad used to say : "A good joke a day, keeps the doctor away" . ( he got 92 )
Let's start!! Post as many jokes as you like!
A man observed a sign in the window of a restaurant
that read "Unique Breakfast" so he walked in and sat down.
The waitress brought him his coffee and asked him what he
wanted. "What's your Unique Breakfast?" he asked
inquisitively. "Baked tongue of chicken!" she proudly replied.
"Baked tongue of chicken?... baked tongue of chicken! Do you
have any idea how disgusting that is? I would never even consider
eating anything that came out of a chicken's mouth!" he fumed.
Undaunted, the waitress asked, "What would you like then?"
"Just bring me some scrambled eggs," the man replied. ************************************************** *********************
A Latin American tour guide was addressing a small group of
senior citizens and telling them about the country they were
visiting. When he asked if they had any questions, one person
inquired, "What is the number one sport in this country?"
"Bullfighting," the guide replied.
The same person asked, "Isn't that revolting?"
"No," replied the tour guide. "That's number two!"
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