Things Cats Must Try To Remember!

[trayi52]

Things Cats Must Try To Remember!
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Screaming at the can of food will not make it open itself.

If I put a live mouse in my food bowl, I should not expect
it to stay there until I get hungry.

If I bite the cactus, it will bite back.

Television and computer screens do not exist to backlight
my lovely tail.

The canned cat food is already dead. I do not need to kill
it by swatting bits of it all over the floor.


It is not a good idea to try to lap up the powdered creamer
before it all dissolves in the boiling coffee.

I am a neutered cat, not a peacock, and prancing around
with my tail fluffed up will not make my "hardware" grow back.

If I play 'dead cat on the stairs' while people are trying to bring
in groceries or laundry, one of these days it will really come true.

[kimlovescats]

Thanks for the morning giggle!

[Freedom]

Te hee, wonderful!

[catmandu]

I should not go crazy over Cat Food samples, and then refuse to eat the same stuff after Our Dad has lugged home a 20 Pound Bag.
I should not scream at the same Ctas that have been My Companions for years exspecially if Our Dad is trying to assemble something.
I will take a better aim at the Litter Box.

[trayi52]

I thought these were funny, I got them in an e-mail this morning, and thought I would share.

Willie

[Donnaj4962]

Very cute! And very true most days! Thanks for the chuckle this morning!

[Maya & Inka's mommy]

my "hardware" .

LOL!!!

[Laura's Babies]

That's something I haven't seen before! THANKS!

[Sonia59]

Very funny and true!

You can also find them in Lut's thread Cat's resolutions, under the link http://new.sendafriend.com/index.cfm...id=1084&scid=0, with a cute animation. May be this is where it originally comes from?

[RedHedd]

I am a neutered cat, not a peacock, and prancing around
with my tail fluffed up will not make my "hardware" grow back.

Mishi doesn't believe this

[trayi52]

These are funny but true, but I did not go to another thread and get them, Sonia59! I am offended that would imply such a thing! I got it in a e-mail just like I said!!!!!!