The Top 9 Signs You're Spoiling Your Pet
9> The goldfish have limo service from their castle to their
sunken treasure.
8> You hire a Kitty Groomer? No problem.
Kitty Psychiatrist? Getting warmer.
Kitty Fluffer? Bingo.
7> Once a week, instead of plain ol' fish food sprinkled into the
tank, you treat them to a tablespoon of bacon grease.
6> Your cat is always nice to you.
5> You call in sick when she's asleep on your feet in the morning.
4> He refuses to mount the breeding bitch you bring in until you
warm her up for him.
3> You send him to a private obedience school. In Switzerland.
2> Begging at the dinner table is downright weird for a hamster.
and the Number 1 Sign You're Spoiling Your Pet...
1> You slam three pots of coffee every night because your cat
likes to sleep on a vibrating bed.
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