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    Dog Joke

    Pardon the French Words. lol


    My Dog Skippy
    A woman goes to her boyfriend's parents' house for Christmas dinner.

    This is to be her first time meeting the family and she is very nervous.

    They all sit down and begin eating a fine meal.

    The woman is beginning to feel a little discomfort, thanks to her
    nervousness and the broccoli casserole. The gas pains are almost
    making her eyes water. Left with no other choice, she decides to
    relieve herself a bit and lets out a dainty fart. It wasn't loud, but everyone
    at the table heard the poof.

    Before she even had a chance to be embarrassed, her boyfriend's father
    looked over at the dog that had been snoozing under the woman's chair,
    and said in a rather stern voice, "Skippy!".

    The woman thought, "This is great!" and a big smile came across her face.

    A couple of minutes later, she was beginning to feel the pain again. This
    time, she didn't even hesitate. She let a much louder and longer rrrrrip.

    The father again looked at the dog and yelled, "Dammit Skippy!"

    Once again the woman smiled and thought "Yes!" A few minutes later
    the woman had to let another rip. This time she didn't even think about it.
    She let a fart rip that rivaled a train whistle blowing.

    Once again, the father looked at the dog with disgust and yelled,
    "Dammit Skippy, get away from her, before she poops on you!"


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    OH MY GOD!!!!

    That was GREAT!!!!!


    I am laughing my arse off!!!! WHEW!!!

    can't type, back spacing like krazeeeeeee!!

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    lmao!
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    OH < HELP ME LORD<

    another PET TALK MOMENT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    hahahahaha that was great!

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    LMAO, that was a good one.
    Soar high & free my sweet fur angels. I love you Nanook & Raustyk... forever & ever.


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    I am now thinking of all those "Broccoli Salad " recipes I gladly sent to friends and family

    MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!!! POOF!!!! WHOA!!! (so sorry, SKIPPY)

    Thank-You , Majestic collies , for the laughter!!!!

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    Lol! :d

    "To err is human; to forgive, canine."
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    LMAO! That was a great joke!

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    Hahahahah

    Thanks Jess for the great sig of my kids!


    I love you baby, passed away 03/04/2008

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    Hahhh! That was a good one! Phew, better send that woman to the bathroom!!
    Religion is a smile on a dog.

    It's raining cats and dogs!!!
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    hahaha!

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