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    10 Dog Peeves About Humans

    10 DOG PEEVES ABOUT HUMANS

    1. Blaming your farts on me... not funny....not funny at all!!.
    2. Yelling at me for barking.... I'M A FREAKIN' DOG !!!
    3. Taking me for a walk, then not letting me check stuff out.
    Exactly who's walk is this anyway?
    4. Any trick that involves balancing food on my nose....Stop
    it!!
    5. Any hair cut that involves bows or ribbons. NOW you
    know why we chew your stuff up when you're not home.
    6. The slight of hand, fake, fetch, throw. You fooled the dog!
    What a proud moment for the top of the food chain.
    7. Taking me to the Vet for "the big snip" then acting
    surprised when I freak out every time I go back
    8. Getting upset when I sniff the crotches of your guests.
    Sorry, but I haven't quite mastered that handshake thing
    yet.
    9. How you act disgusted when I lick myself. Look, we both
    know the truth, you're just jealous.
    10. Dog sweaters! Have you noticed the fur???
    "All It Takes For The Forces of EVIL to Rule Is For Enough GOOD People TO DO NOTHING!"

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    ROFL I wonder why painted nails didn't make it? or dog cologne...............

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    oh, let's not forget "dressing' them up like "Divas" or "Motorcycle Chicks"

    Oh brother, could I post some pictures here!!!!

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    I got that in an email a long time ago. Ever since when I have one out for a walk and I'm tempted to hurry them past something Number 3 pops into my head--who's walk is this anyway! Bandit is probably very happy about this joke. He gets to sniff and mark much more now!
    If you are lucky enough to find a way of life you love, you must find the courage to live it.
    --John Irving

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    That's funny. My picture at the bottom is a perfect example. The one where I put his "bonnet" on.

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    lol, those are too funny..

    this one really had me laughing lmao
    9. How you act disgusted when I lick myself. Look, we both
    know the truth, you're just jealous.

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